Am I iPhone Crazy?
My girlfriend has recently brought it to my attention that I seem to be cheating on her with another woman. That other woman is my new iPhone that, ironically, my girlfriend gave me as a gift for christmas. I think she suspected that this might not be the best way for us to spend more time together, but never the less, also knew how much I was drooling over it in magazines, websites, and department store windows. She is a very unselfish person and so she bought me the very thing that she now insists has replaced her. That is true love.